哥要戴套了

今天不知道怎么的发现牙齿的咬合有点不对劲,以前都是上排牙齿覆盖下排,现在下排牙齿有点突出。回去汇报家长以后立即得知要戴牙套,顿时间五雷轰顶。

戴了牙套以后就像那些猥琐的美国南部说唱歌手了,天天露钢牙炫富。我哪有什么富可以炫?穷的丁儿叮当当儿叮当叮叮当当响。到时候一定会很刺眼吧,唉,想低调点过都不行……

最悲哀的是,哥戴完套以后还是处男

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